Good morning party peeps.
I was all set to write my post this morning,
and then FB sucked me in with a few ridiculous statuses
and all my "its ok's" just flew out of my head.
and then FB sucked me in with a few ridiculous statuses
and all my "its ok's" just flew out of my head.
But, for you lovely readers, i'll try my best to remember.
It's OK!
(like, seriously, it is.)
... that i totally thought today was Wednesday and was going to start my post with "Happy Hump Day" -- thank god for iPhone time and date screen!
... that i almost crashed my car yesterday morning driving to work because there was a spider on the INSIDE of my windshield. Consequently, i pulled over TWICE before finally squashing that sucker. (And yes, i screamed like a bitch. You would have too. You know you would have.)
... that i ate a total of 5 brownies in one day. #thisiswhyimfat
... that i got a great "performance review" at work, but nothing in my pocket to show for it. in reality this is NOT ok, but i'm trying to convince myself that doing my job exceptionally well is rewarding in itself.
... that this light has been on in my car for 3 days and i still haven't checked it out. i may or may not have said the words "mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho" when i saw it, because it looks like a lil butt!
... that my shirt had not 1, but TWO buttons fall off it already today. Sweet. Now i look like a poor person that can't afford clothing. Maybe they'll feel bad for me and give me the above mentioned raise? Tactics people, tactics. Oh shit, i just looked down, its now THREE buttons. You can't tell from the photo. Thank God i had the decency to wear a tank top underneath or my milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard, fo' sho!
Tell me what's OK with YOU today!
