Dear Monday: You came way too fast. My house is only half-cleaned and I miss hanging with my hubs on Saturday & Sunday.
Dear Box of Nerds: You rock. I just wish I hadn't eaten you all in one sitting. What am I going to enjoy for the rest of the week?
Dear Apple: Please hurry up with iPhone 5. My phone is busted and I really need a new one. I mean, it works, but i'm rollin' ghetto style.
Dear Annoyingly Worst Project Manager EVER: I hope you
Dear Boss: I'm sorry for bitching constantly about above mentioned crappy project manager. But she sucks. Big Giant Donkey Balls. Please "intervene". I beg you.
Dear Stomach: Stop being so fat. Its very unbecoming of you. Summer is around the corner bish, so SHAPE up or SHIP OUT.
Dear Laundry: 3 words. WTF.
Who would you write letters to today?