Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Oh Boy, bring on the DRAMA!

From creepy masks, to drunken snoring, to gimmicks with guitars, signs and dental floss, the bachelorette kicked off strong last night. Now i don't know about you girls but i wasn't overly impressed with most of the guys Ashley has to choose from. Some of them were cute, and hopefully their personalities will get a chance to come out more as the season goes on.

So let's start with Bentley. He's the one that is being made out to be "not here for the right reasons" right off the bat. I personally wouldn't trust the guy as far as i could throw him. I guess we'll see what happens as the season plays out, there's definitely going to be drama. Even G thought Bentlers seemed like he was going to be up to no good (and yes, i got my BF to watch the Bachelorette and i know he secretly liked it!).

Next up, we gotta talk about the drunk guy! Tim. Oh Tim, are you a full fledged alcoholic, or did your nerves get the best of you and you just had a few too many? And the snoring, geez, i would have to eliminate him on that alone! (Coincidentally i recorded G last week snoring away, luckily i was still awake so i thought it was hilarious.) Oh and is it ironic that he's a "liquor distributor"? I mean, he did a good job of distributing the liquor... into his body! AND the funniest part of his ABC profile:

What is your most embarrassing moment? Laughing at a joke and not realizing I was the punch line.

Ummmm.... Tim, i think you have a NEW most embarrassing moment. Being completely wasted, incoherent and passed out snoring on national TV. G and i were laughing SO hard at him... though we did both feel the tiniest bit bad too, but in the end, he did it to himself. Peace out drunky!

On to my personal favorite, JP. He's a New Yorker, so i'm a little partial to that (i guess i have to be, being that i'm dating a new yaw-ka)... i loved his cupcake story, shows he has a sense of humor. And he's definitely not hard on the eyes!

Now, i don't know about you girls, but besides creepy mask guy, i could NOT for the life of me figure out why she kept THIS guy. I don't know, he just seems... gay. And not just because he's a hair dresser. OK maybe because he's a hair dresser. Though in this picture he doesn't look AS bad... thoughts?

And what was UP with the masked guy?! I mean, i get it, i do, he wants her to like him for him and not his looks. But what if she takes the mask off and he's FUGLY? hahaha... and did you ladies see them show him ON THE TOILET wearing the mask? that in and of itself would make me run and not look back.

What did you girls think of last night's episode? Do you think Ashley will find love with one of these guys? Will you watch the drama unfold with Bentley?

All images via ABC.go.com/bachelorette


  1. I haven't actually seen any of the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows but I heard about the guy with the mask, that's a little funny and interesting all the same. I think that if she likes him for who he is she'll deal with his physical appearance.

  2. Just found your blog and love it! And I totally got my husband watching The Bachelor/Bachelorette and I KNOW he secretly can't wait to see the next episodes! =)